Thursday, April 07, 2005

Salute your shorts...

I say bring on summer. Today I wore shorts so in celebration here is a little something I penned one summer as a lifeguard in southern California. If you have every been a lifeguard you know what I am talking about...

Whistle stops and belly flops,
Sunburn on my neck.
Horse fly bites,
And water fights
Throw-up on the deck.

I'm a lifeguard.

Walk, please.
Splash with ease.
Don't hang on the rope
Passive, active. Passing out
Kids think I am dope.

I'm a lifeguard.

CPR, check his pulse
Adjust and breathe again
Puncture wounds, splintered bones
Adjust and breathe again

I'm a lifeguard.

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